cat stuck in a bathtub
I perform to escape from real life. But now I know, I perform to return to it.
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THINK OF ALL THE USES OF POLYJUICE POTION THOUGH
YOU COULD TURN INTO YOUR CRUSH AND SEE THAT BODY UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL
OR TURN INTO YOUR ENEMY AND MAKE THEIR LIFE SUPER CONFUSING
OR TURN INTO DUMBLEDORE AND WALK DOWN THE CORRIDOR MUMBLING ABOUT WOOLEN SOCKS
there’s a reason the book about it was in the forbidden section of the library
I will shove it so far up your ass you will be able to re-tape it through your mouth
Leonid Afremov is a passionate painter from Mexico who paints with palette knife with oil on canvas. He loves to express the beauty, harmony and spirit of this world in his paintings, which are rich in different moods, colors and emotions.
these literally just changed my mood
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There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped
What if people randomly lost one eye…like:
Where’d my other eye go?
There it is!
when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time
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