I found a condom
and put it on my dachshunds foot
and handed him to my dad and said
"i protected your wiener for you."
turn on: corps necklaces
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Elefont by Mirko Humbert
my entire life is me dropping things and whispering ‘fuck’
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
Fluffy doge for Wizarding Wednesday
Disney Girls + Personality Showing Through Walking
Whoopsee, forgot one.
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